Deal, it’s good to know nothing sexual is on the table up front, that picture almost made me think otherwise Reply
Well it’s nice of you to say that, but my mamma says that you should always wear a condom even when she says no, cuz my mamma says that women are the devil, and their naughty bits have teeth. Reply
You say not to but your crazy eyes say definitely bring one. They also say to only contact you from a burner phone. Reply
HAHAAHAHAHAHA, that girl ain’t letting you creampie that pussy unless you make 7 figures or just signed a contract extension. LMAO Reply
I love how you have prompted all of this safe sex discussion in the comments. My first thought was “you have an IUD or what?” Reply
Always bring condoms! They make very durable party balloons. You can fill them with mayonnaise and poke a hole in the tip, instant mayo gun. Balloon animals? Reply
I must warn you; my pull out game is weak
Your body is actually bonkers
Never forget your protection guys
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you look like a painting omg
Deal, it’s good to know nothing sexual is on the table up front, that picture almost made me think otherwise
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You don’t have to bring a condom because you’re not getting laid.
Well it’s nice of you to say that, but my mamma says that you should always wear a condom even when she says no, cuz my mamma says that women are the devil, and their naughty bits have teeth.
Sorry hun. No balloon, no party.
On a side note, that is a really nicely designed living room.
Well now I’m definitely bringing one.
You should post this on one of the draw me nsfw subs. You look like watercolors beautiful
That’s probably because I’ve already cum in my pants
You should cosplay as Arwen from lotr
Ehhhh imma bring a condom.
bring one just in case
…maybe she has her own and she’s trying to save you some money? Bring being the word here.
I mean yeah, I dont need condoms for something I’ll never get a chance to do.
I guess we’re doing anal then
Lmao yea right frick that
Mostly because you’ve only invited me over to wash the windows, I’m guessing.
The last time a girl said that to me I ended up in court.
Umm. No! I don’t want another kid! Plus, you might have a disease.
I’d have to bring a box of them.
Why ain’t nobody else in here wondering where the gnomes are hiding
Jokes on y’all. I shoot blanks.
Now that is a nice coffee table. Is it really vintage?
Like I tell all the random hookups: yes I fucking do.
You say not to but your crazy eyes say definitely bring one. They also say to only contact you from a burner phone.
You probably should though, you don’t know where she has been.
HAHAAHAHAHAHA, that girl ain’t letting you creampie that pussy unless you make 7 figures or just signed a contract extension. LMAO
Can you post a photo of that coffee table? I love it.
I love how you have prompted all of this safe sex discussion in the comments.
My first thought was “you have an IUD or what?”
Always bring condoms!
They make very durable party balloons. You can fill them with mayonnaise and poke a hole in the tip, instant mayo gun. Balloon animals?
nothing wrong with you 😍🤤🤘, but title needs to be changed 🤔😒
Reading that title gave me chills
Thats gotta be the worst advice ever
It’s because I don’t actually have a shot, isn’t it?
… that makes sense.
Those wide eyes with that statement equals at least 18 years of regret, possibly a lifetime.
Weird
God, it would be an honor to cum inside you
It’s the crazy eyes that really make this photo.
Arwen, is that you?
With that offer, I’ll wear one.